That’s right, I’m Mr. Bucket!
I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top
I’m Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!
Announcer: The game’s Mr. Bucket! The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out, ’cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!

I’m Mr. Bucket, balls pop out of my mouth
I’m Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I’m about
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!


Buckets of fun!
Announcer: Mr. Bucket, from Milton Bradley

Its that time again

Is that time again, Its Time to Play RACIST OR NOT RACIST!

Okay so for todays I was wathcing this clip and it made me laugh hysterically,,,,
Is that....

Racist or Not Racist?

Listen for it .. Struck by thunder?

Difference a few letters can make

IMMATURE

PREMATURE

Dear Diary

Due to the Secrecy(Secretcy?)

Due to the unknown nature of who Alex Rodriguez cousin actually is I comprised a list of who it might be

My Cousin Vinny

Cousin it

Michelle Rodriguez(Pre DWI Arrest)

Paul Rodriguez(During the filming of "A Million to Juan)

Chi Chi Rodriguez(After he Double Bogied a Par 4)

Production Meeting 4:30 am

June 14th 1998

Exec: (Runs into Room frantically but excited) George! We got it!!

George: I've been sitting around here for nine hours. It better be something good

Exec: Wait for it.... Wait for it..... A Grill on a slant! Boo-Yah, Got em

My Response to Jordan Sparks

With Scuba Equipment. That is probably the only way I know how to this date to retain oxygen in an environment with no sufficent air

Vaughanesque

Joel Osteen- The happiest man on the face of the earth who also has an A.C Slater Mullet

New phenomona

What's with this new shit of not giving me bags when I go the store. It seems like some going green propaganda.

"do you need a bag"

No I want to carry out all my lean cuisines by hand"

The Bartender: Friend Or Foe?

Also titled the Bartender: Americas Biggest Crook?

Hey you guys do you have a local bartender that is your "friend" or that "hooks you up"

What seemingly seems to be a kind act of your tender is merely a selfious act and of one that is law breaking. They are committing petty theft and gaining friends in the process.

Not to mention if a bartender gives me some sort of deal I am expected to give them a generous tip. Thus wherein lies the theivery. I spend the same amount of money I would of spent and the bartender, instead of putting the bars money in the bars cash register. It goes in their proverbial pocket

Extra Big ass Taco

I'll admit it

Yes I'll admit it. I am gaga over Lady Gaga.

Extreme Pussy

Thought id get your attention but I just teared a little at the end of extreme makeover not home edition but where they do massive surgery to the people. The house one also gets me also. Ty Pennington that guy is so full of energy and highlights.

Insomnia

Its 325 and I cant sleep. I am watching a replay of Larry King. It has made me very proud tho because that airline pilot that saved 155 people is a guest and he is the man. Probably coolest guy I ve ever seen. I think if I can go back to my list I'd make him number 2. Pat Sajak still 1. Seriously tho I m happy for this country that we have a hero like that. It really is good for our country in a tough time. Anyway Im gonna try to rub one out and go to sleep.. too much info?

Me and You

Me: Hey Do you like seafood pizza?

You: Never had it

Me: OH man its good but I usually take off the crustaceans

The Grapple

I would like to speak about the Grapple. Have you ever seen this at Wegmans. At first sight seems like some mystical Apple Grape hybrid. With the delciousness and crunchiness of an apple fused with the power and tart of a grape. But no.. after buying this and not reading what I was really buying it is purely and apple with a grape flavoring sprinkled on top. Foreshame those who look to trick innocent consumers. I want my GMO food and I want it now

The Best 10 Days of a Mans Life

The best 10 days of a mans life are the 10 days after he buys a 10 pack of fresh socks from Walmart at 7.50 a pack. The socks so fresh, so tight and clean. Come to think about it new socks are a lot like a a great lovahhh. OhJoy

JE JE JE JE JELLLY JIZZZZ BALLS

If someone ever has some sort of stain by their crotch and you make an innocent joke "haha what is that jizz or something" and they innocently laugh it off as a harmless nothing. You shouldnt acceppt that 95.9 percent of the time it is actually jizz

Can Someone fill me in?

Why is there a handicapped chair thing next to the "sign in to make sure your human thing" on comment etc. Also it looks like they finally made the thing legible, before you needed to know hieroglyphics to fucking post a comment or Sign up to any website

Go GREEN! Shower only when absolutely Necessary!

New game for all

I think well periodically interupt let me get the like for a game I like to call "Is it Racist"? The way you play is just asking something and find out if people think it's racist. I'd appreciate audience participation.

For a good portion of my life I confused Michael Clarke Duncan and Ving Rhames

Is it Racist?

Coming this Fall to a Tv Line-UP Near you

A show where a balding middle-aged over weight guy is married to a smoking hot milf chronicaling their "wacky" misadventures

*with inspiration from According to Jim kid in class, sorry not sure of your name, seem like a good kid tho, if you want to chill anytime let me know, wait no...not like that....I like girls man. Dude why are you looking at me weird.....Seriously Stop it,


Look for this new show on after Still Standing, In between George Lopez the beginning years before he lost weight, Acorrding to Gym, King of Queens and others I cant think of. Maybe Gary Unmarried because it looks like Jay Mohr packed on a few

Pittsburg Steelers Syphillis Repairman

Let me get the like PIXAR ass movie OMG ITS a new PIXAR movie with dumb ass animals who talk. Every movie is always the same-there always trying to go somewhere, then you got that one dumb ass animal who has like Scottish Accent oh man Cock In boots he’s so cute, It’s the same formula always, with some stupid song like I GOT THE POWER. Let me get the like during the making, they show the computerized skeleton outline of like Woody from toy story, and then the guy shows how they animated him , “first we gave woody skin and clothes (its some like nerdy ass guy) and then he clicks the mouse... “then we gave woody his expressions“. Then he clicks again and you see woody do some like jerky ass movement
Also Let me get the HBO : Making of Movie. Let me get the like famous actor coming in to read for the animal but doesn’t get dressed up as usual. Like a hot actress comes in for "work" but she has a LA Dodgers Hat on and wearing big sunglasses with sweatpants. " I’m only reading today I don’t need to look good"

Super Bowl Commerical suck

Let me get the like your wathcing the superbowl and the girls in the room always make those generic comment like "he runs really fast" or "that was good catch" As well one girl in the room today asked what a punt was so I told her it was when one coach blows the other