Demtri Martinesque graphs

Direct Proportion of how high you wear your socks to how weird you are but their is a paradigm shift where at a certain point it reverses and you become very cool the higher they are.

Direct Proportion of how weird you are to your comfortability with Public Displays of Affection

Hey Im a mild mannered kid from the berbs. NO PDA at all

Hey Im shop at Walmart for my Food Clothes, Electronics, Shovles and Ointments... "LETS FUCK RIGHT NOW"

Yellow Bus

Let me get the like your stuck behind an middle school school bus and your got the douche bag kids staring out your threw the cool kid back window. Fucking give you the finger. This moment is usually very awkward but then followed is the post pubescant girls tempting you with 15-20. "OH look he has a license he must be cool"

Yo

As cool as it actually is to have one I dont think there is any cool or suave way to say I have a black belt in Karate

Sorority Girls

Why do sorority girls always LOVE THEIR LITTLE
FACEBOOK STATUS: I LOVE MY LITTLE
AWAY MESSAGE: I have the best little in the world!!!!

I would like one day for a soroity girl to have an away message like:

"My littles just okay"

I can hear like a country song in the making

AND MY LITTLLEESSSS....AND MY LITTLESS AND MY LITTLESS.....JUSTTTT.....OOOOOO.....KKKKKKK

SUNY BINGHAMTON

#1 in 2009 as a best value among the nation's public colleges for out-of-state students and #7 overall - Kiplinger's Personal Finance

# 4 in the nation and #1 in the Northeast among public universities for top-starting salaries (Forbes, 2008)

Ranked 16th among public universities and 57th among all public and private universities in the nation (Forbes, 2008)

8th most selective public university - U.S. News & World Report (2008)

One of the nation's top 50 public universities for the 12th consecutive year - U.S News & World Report (2009)

As well Ranked number 1 ironically not number 2 in availability cleanliness comfortability and privacy in places to take a diesal shit on campus

Racist or Not Racist

I always thought the cop in the beginning of the fresh prince of bel air opening was Carl Winslow

Thats the money you could be saving wif switching to Geico

May have stumbled upon something...

I have this idea for a website called Cheatsheet.com....It would basically be a website that has A. Has cheat sheets for certain topics. Would be good for languages and math possibly. This would have them in cheat sheet format. And B. You could also put in what you want and it would make the perfect cheat sheet. I have not checked if this exist but if it does that would A. SUCK because I wont possibly be rich and B. Be awesome because I really won't have to study for my test tomorrow. (Which is the reason I thought of this website)

Random Thought

I have forgone the use of AIM. Yes I know its faster and more reliable then facebook chat but in my eyes facebook chat is like my 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. My 3 in 1 Air Hockey, Pool Table, Ping Pong set. My razor that satifies face balls and ABC. Its all my needs in one Facebook Chat is the new TV DINNER

WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!! I LOVE JOSH!