I think im fucked up in the head

So I was on the Tyra show the other day. It was some dumbass blind date bullshit social experiment ass bags dumbass Tyra shit ANYWAYYYYY. I was on stage next to Tyra and I was sitting there thinking what the fuck is going on. Why am I sitting next to Tyra Banks right now and what would happen if I punched her in the face right now. I really had to control myself. It was really nothing against Tyra it was just more of a thought that was going thru my head. I cant wait to watch it to see if you can see the actual thought process via TV

40 30 20

So lately I've been hearing 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. So I am 23, which makes me the new 13. This is great news for me because that means my life is right on track. Im 13. I have no money, no job, I masterbate whenever my parents leave the house and I hit on 15 year olds. Im done for now. Just wanted to get that out

Charlie's Angels Meets Monty Python

3 British Chicks are sent on a mission to the United States by Tony Blair...sss cousin Black Sheep Cecil Blair.. To do what? I am not sure yet... possibly to be impregnated by Ja Rule or P Diddy to create a super human version of Lennox Lewis. Maybe they came to do something else we shall see. All I know is Russel Brand will have a cameo where he will talk fast say something stange and sexual then smile in the camera. Coming Soon

25 Cents

Im at the Video store and I rented a DVD and as I am purchasing it the "fellow" at the counter asked if I would like the protection plan for 25 cents. And I decline. And he mentions its only a a quarter. But I would like to give my self enough credit and will power not to fuck this DVD up from not until Sunday By 11

Then again a quarter is a good price to be able to watch the DVD then be able to play Ultimate Frisbee

Knee Pads

There are certain things that are useful yet you might be better off not wearing them

Swimming Pool
Ear Plugs

Nose squeezer- Not sure what its called.

Floaties- if over 12

Bicycle
Helmet

Basket

Bad Vision

Glasses ..Only if you dont have good insurance because then your parents will make you get the shitty ones thus you just received Spectacles

Few Things

The end of Saturday Night Live is always so sad. They have that music signifying good friends and good times is coming to a close for the week yet we can sleep soundly knowing they will probably be going out for a nice night of drinks.

Its also sad because whoever is watching Saturday Night Live at 1 am on a Sat/Sun is pretty pathetic Ie. Me

Demtri Martinesque graphs

Direct Proportion of how high you wear your socks to how weird you are but their is a paradigm shift where at a certain point it reverses and you become very cool the higher they are.

Direct Proportion of how weird you are to your comfortability with Public Displays of Affection

Hey Im a mild mannered kid from the berbs. NO PDA at all

Hey Im shop at Walmart for my Food Clothes, Electronics, Shovles and Ointments... "LETS FUCK RIGHT NOW"

Yellow Bus

Let me get the like your stuck behind an middle school school bus and your got the douche bag kids staring out your threw the cool kid back window. Fucking give you the finger. This moment is usually very awkward but then followed is the post pubescant girls tempting you with 15-20. "OH look he has a license he must be cool"

Yo

As cool as it actually is to have one I dont think there is any cool or suave way to say I have a black belt in Karate

Sorority Girls

Why do sorority girls always LOVE THEIR LITTLE
FACEBOOK STATUS: I LOVE MY LITTLE
AWAY MESSAGE: I have the best little in the world!!!!

I would like one day for a soroity girl to have an away message like:

"My littles just okay"

I can hear like a country song in the making

AND MY LITTLLEESSSS....AND MY LITTLESS AND MY LITTLESS.....JUSTTTT.....OOOOOO.....KKKKKKK

SUNY BINGHAMTON

#1 in 2009 as a best value among the nation's public colleges for out-of-state students and #7 overall - Kiplinger's Personal Finance

# 4 in the nation and #1 in the Northeast among public universities for top-starting salaries (Forbes, 2008)

Ranked 16th among public universities and 57th among all public and private universities in the nation (Forbes, 2008)

8th most selective public university - U.S. News & World Report (2008)

One of the nation's top 50 public universities for the 12th consecutive year - U.S News & World Report (2009)

As well Ranked number 1 ironically not number 2 in availability cleanliness comfortability and privacy in places to take a diesal shit on campus

Racist or Not Racist

I always thought the cop in the beginning of the fresh prince of bel air opening was Carl Winslow

Thats the money you could be saving wif switching to Geico

May have stumbled upon something...

I have this idea for a website called Cheatsheet.com....It would basically be a website that has A. Has cheat sheets for certain topics. Would be good for languages and math possibly. This would have them in cheat sheet format. And B. You could also put in what you want and it would make the perfect cheat sheet. I have not checked if this exist but if it does that would A. SUCK because I wont possibly be rich and B. Be awesome because I really won't have to study for my test tomorrow. (Which is the reason I thought of this website)

Random Thought

I have forgone the use of AIM. Yes I know its faster and more reliable then facebook chat but in my eyes facebook chat is like my 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. My 3 in 1 Air Hockey, Pool Table, Ping Pong set. My razor that satifies face balls and ABC. Its all my needs in one Facebook Chat is the new TV DINNER

WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!! I LOVE JOSH!

That’s right, I’m Mr. Bucket!
I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top
I’m Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!
Announcer: The game’s Mr. Bucket! The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out, ’cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!

I’m Mr. Bucket, balls pop out of my mouth
I’m Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I’m about
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!


Buckets of fun!
Announcer: Mr. Bucket, from Milton Bradley

Its that time again

Is that time again, Its Time to Play RACIST OR NOT RACIST!

Okay so for todays I was wathcing this clip and it made me laugh hysterically,,,,
Is that....

Racist or Not Racist?

Listen for it .. Struck by thunder?

Difference a few letters can make

IMMATURE

PREMATURE

Dear Diary

Due to the Secrecy(Secretcy?)

Due to the unknown nature of who Alex Rodriguez cousin actually is I comprised a list of who it might be

My Cousin Vinny

Cousin it

Michelle Rodriguez(Pre DWI Arrest)

Paul Rodriguez(During the filming of "A Million to Juan)

Chi Chi Rodriguez(After he Double Bogied a Par 4)

Production Meeting 4:30 am

June 14th 1998

Exec: (Runs into Room frantically but excited) George! We got it!!

George: I've been sitting around here for nine hours. It better be something good

Exec: Wait for it.... Wait for it..... A Grill on a slant! Boo-Yah, Got em

My Response to Jordan Sparks

With Scuba Equipment. That is probably the only way I know how to this date to retain oxygen in an environment with no sufficent air

Vaughanesque

Joel Osteen- The happiest man on the face of the earth who also has an A.C Slater Mullet

New phenomona

What's with this new shit of not giving me bags when I go the store. It seems like some going green propaganda.

"do you need a bag"

No I want to carry out all my lean cuisines by hand"

The Bartender: Friend Or Foe?

Also titled the Bartender: Americas Biggest Crook?

Hey you guys do you have a local bartender that is your "friend" or that "hooks you up"

What seemingly seems to be a kind act of your tender is merely a selfious act and of one that is law breaking. They are committing petty theft and gaining friends in the process.

Not to mention if a bartender gives me some sort of deal I am expected to give them a generous tip. Thus wherein lies the theivery. I spend the same amount of money I would of spent and the bartender, instead of putting the bars money in the bars cash register. It goes in their proverbial pocket

Extra Big ass Taco

I'll admit it

Yes I'll admit it. I am gaga over Lady Gaga.

Extreme Pussy

Thought id get your attention but I just teared a little at the end of extreme makeover not home edition but where they do massive surgery to the people. The house one also gets me also. Ty Pennington that guy is so full of energy and highlights.

Insomnia

Its 325 and I cant sleep. I am watching a replay of Larry King. It has made me very proud tho because that airline pilot that saved 155 people is a guest and he is the man. Probably coolest guy I ve ever seen. I think if I can go back to my list I'd make him number 2. Pat Sajak still 1. Seriously tho I m happy for this country that we have a hero like that. It really is good for our country in a tough time. Anyway Im gonna try to rub one out and go to sleep.. too much info?

Me and You

Me: Hey Do you like seafood pizza?

You: Never had it

Me: OH man its good but I usually take off the crustaceans

The Grapple

I would like to speak about the Grapple. Have you ever seen this at Wegmans. At first sight seems like some mystical Apple Grape hybrid. With the delciousness and crunchiness of an apple fused with the power and tart of a grape. But no.. after buying this and not reading what I was really buying it is purely and apple with a grape flavoring sprinkled on top. Foreshame those who look to trick innocent consumers. I want my GMO food and I want it now

The Best 10 Days of a Mans Life

The best 10 days of a mans life are the 10 days after he buys a 10 pack of fresh socks from Walmart at 7.50 a pack. The socks so fresh, so tight and clean. Come to think about it new socks are a lot like a a great lovahhh. OhJoy

JE JE JE JE JELLLY JIZZZZ BALLS

If someone ever has some sort of stain by their crotch and you make an innocent joke "haha what is that jizz or something" and they innocently laugh it off as a harmless nothing. You shouldnt acceppt that 95.9 percent of the time it is actually jizz

Can Someone fill me in?

Why is there a handicapped chair thing next to the "sign in to make sure your human thing" on comment etc. Also it looks like they finally made the thing legible, before you needed to know hieroglyphics to fucking post a comment or Sign up to any website

Go GREEN! Shower only when absolutely Necessary!

New game for all

I think well periodically interupt let me get the like for a game I like to call "Is it Racist"? The way you play is just asking something and find out if people think it's racist. I'd appreciate audience participation.

For a good portion of my life I confused Michael Clarke Duncan and Ving Rhames

Is it Racist?

Coming this Fall to a Tv Line-UP Near you

A show where a balding middle-aged over weight guy is married to a smoking hot milf chronicaling their "wacky" misadventures

*with inspiration from According to Jim kid in class, sorry not sure of your name, seem like a good kid tho, if you want to chill anytime let me know, wait no...not like that....I like girls man. Dude why are you looking at me weird.....Seriously Stop it,


Look for this new show on after Still Standing, In between George Lopez the beginning years before he lost weight, Acorrding to Gym, King of Queens and others I cant think of. Maybe Gary Unmarried because it looks like Jay Mohr packed on a few

Pittsburg Steelers Syphillis Repairman

Let me get the like PIXAR ass movie OMG ITS a new PIXAR movie with dumb ass animals who talk. Every movie is always the same-there always trying to go somewhere, then you got that one dumb ass animal who has like Scottish Accent oh man Cock In boots he’s so cute, It’s the same formula always, with some stupid song like I GOT THE POWER. Let me get the like during the making, they show the computerized skeleton outline of like Woody from toy story, and then the guy shows how they animated him , “first we gave woody skin and clothes (its some like nerdy ass guy) and then he clicks the mouse... “then we gave woody his expressions“. Then he clicks again and you see woody do some like jerky ass movement
Also Let me get the HBO : Making of Movie. Let me get the like famous actor coming in to read for the animal but doesn’t get dressed up as usual. Like a hot actress comes in for "work" but she has a LA Dodgers Hat on and wearing big sunglasses with sweatpants. " I’m only reading today I don’t need to look good"

Super Bowl Commerical suck

Let me get the like your wathcing the superbowl and the girls in the room always make those generic comment like "he runs really fast" or "that was good catch" As well one girl in the room today asked what a punt was so I told her it was when one coach blows the other

DJ KHALED.. HES THE BESTT

Note to Self* Don't fill up gas in Binghamton especially on Main Street

I have been straying from conventional Let Me Get the Like MLA form but

Let me get the like you fill up your gas in downtown Binghamton and EVERY TIME someguy comes up to you and ask for money because he says he is out of gas. Its weird thats all

cock block of the century

Let Me get the like can you get cockblocked by Apple? I did.. Thats the Apple Corporation, Steve Jobs.. Yupp

Gym Pals

Let me get the like your at the gym and a guy ask if you can spot him. So then you do and he for some reason has to tell you why he cant life today as much as he usuall does. As well he is like your new best friend, everytime you see him at the gym you have to say whats up

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LMGTL

I do admit the shortened version of "Let Me Get the like" looks like some transgenderlesbian gay organization however....Let Me Get the Like Johhny Depp still dresses like his is still filming "The Secret Window"

Let me get the like Why does every girl have that stupid Johnny Depp poster where is his playing the piano "Oh He is SO HAWWWTT"

Now that Lost is over...

Now that Lost is over for the night and there is many questions answered and many more to be answered- I am going to delve a little into what "Let Me Get the Like Is"

Let me get the like is a way to express life actual realities. By saying the words “Let Me Get the Like” or sometimes “What a Like” (if your tired), it is my way of putting my perspective on a situation of/and what is really going on. Lets say there is a kid in a class room who makes a joke that everyone laughs at. This would be let me get the like kid in a class who makes a funny joke and is on top of the world for that second or maybe even that class and has a weird grin on his face like “yeah I made a funny joke, I’m funny”. Another in class example would be, say if your sitting in lecture hall and a kid with a foreign accent makes a statement and every fucking person in the class has to look like OMG HE HAS AN ACCENNTT, most of the girls would probably be like THAT’S SO HOTT and the guys would be thinking/saying “fuck this kid all the girls probably like him because he has an accent“. This would be called Let me get the like foreign kid in the class who makes a statement and everyone has to look because OMG HE HAS AN ACCENT.

There you go that was a brief synopsis of what Let Me Get the Like is.

If you are sill confused, hopefully with time and more reading of my blog you will understand

Welcome

Hi My name is Eric. This is my first blog so I hope you enjoy. This blog will have a particular theme. "Let Me get the Like". I will not explain to you Let Me Get the Like purely because I want to enact a "Lost" scheme if you will in hope you will come back in 18 months to find out what is really going on. I am actually not typing to you and I am time traveling. I am actually ethcing this on walls in cave in hope of one day you will be able to read this. Be Well

One more note. I have noticed on recent talk shows etc. Many celebrities have been hating on blogs and saying stuff like " I don't understand why people believe stuff that these "bloggers" say, These bloggers have no credibility"

Well in that case Tom Cruise has a ginormous cock and Angelina Jolie is a good actress