I think im fucked up in the head

So I was on the Tyra show the other day. It was some dumbass blind date bullshit social experiment ass bags dumbass Tyra shit ANYWAYYYYY. I was on stage next to Tyra and I was sitting there thinking what the fuck is going on. Why am I sitting next to Tyra Banks right now and what would happen if I punched her in the face right now. I really had to control myself. It was really nothing against Tyra it was just more of a thought that was going thru my head. I cant wait to watch it to see if you can see the actual thought process via TV

40 30 20

So lately I've been hearing 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. So I am 23, which makes me the new 13. This is great news for me because that means my life is right on track. Im 13. I have no money, no job, I masterbate whenever my parents leave the house and I hit on 15 year olds. Im done for now. Just wanted to get that out

Charlie's Angels Meets Monty Python

3 British Chicks are sent on a mission to the United States by Tony Blair...sss cousin Black Sheep Cecil Blair.. To do what? I am not sure yet... possibly to be impregnated by Ja Rule or P Diddy to create a super human version of Lennox Lewis. Maybe they came to do something else we shall see. All I know is Russel Brand will have a cameo where he will talk fast say something stange and sexual then smile in the camera. Coming Soon

25 Cents

Im at the Video store and I rented a DVD and as I am purchasing it the "fellow" at the counter asked if I would like the protection plan for 25 cents. And I decline. And he mentions its only a a quarter. But I would like to give my self enough credit and will power not to fuck this DVD up from not until Sunday By 11

Then again a quarter is a good price to be able to watch the DVD then be able to play Ultimate Frisbee

Knee Pads

There are certain things that are useful yet you might be better off not wearing them

Swimming Pool
Ear Plugs

Nose squeezer- Not sure what its called.

Floaties- if over 12

Bicycle
Helmet

Basket

Bad Vision

Glasses ..Only if you dont have good insurance because then your parents will make you get the shitty ones thus you just received Spectacles

Few Things

The end of Saturday Night Live is always so sad. They have that music signifying good friends and good times is coming to a close for the week yet we can sleep soundly knowing they will probably be going out for a nice night of drinks.

Its also sad because whoever is watching Saturday Night Live at 1 am on a Sat/Sun is pretty pathetic Ie. Me

Demtri Martinesque graphs

Direct Proportion of how high you wear your socks to how weird you are but their is a paradigm shift where at a certain point it reverses and you become very cool the higher they are.

Direct Proportion of how weird you are to your comfortability with Public Displays of Affection

Hey Im a mild mannered kid from the berbs. NO PDA at all

Hey Im shop at Walmart for my Food Clothes, Electronics, Shovles and Ointments... "LETS FUCK RIGHT NOW"