40 30 20

So lately I've been hearing 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. So I am 23, which makes me the new 13. This is great news for me because that means my life is right on track. Im 13. I have no money, no job, I masterbate whenever my parents leave the house and I hit on 15 year olds. Im done for now. Just wanted to get that out