I think im fucked up in the head

So I was on the Tyra show the other day. It was some dumbass blind date bullshit social experiment ass bags dumbass Tyra shit ANYWAYYYYY. I was on stage next to Tyra and I was sitting there thinking what the fuck is going on. Why am I sitting next to Tyra Banks right now and what would happen if I punched her in the face right now. I really had to control myself. It was really nothing against Tyra it was just more of a thought that was going thru my head. I cant wait to watch it to see if you can see the actual thought process via TV

40 30 20

So lately I've been hearing 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. So I am 23, which makes me the new 13. This is great news for me because that means my life is right on track. Im 13. I have no money, no job, I masterbate whenever my parents leave the house and I hit on 15 year olds. Im done for now. Just wanted to get that out