Charlie's Angels Meets Monty Python

3 British Chicks are sent on a mission to the United States by Tony Blair...sss cousin Black Sheep Cecil Blair.. To do what? I am not sure yet... possibly to be impregnated by Ja Rule or P Diddy to create a super human version of Lennox Lewis. Maybe they came to do something else we shall see. All I know is Russel Brand will have a cameo where he will talk fast say something stange and sexual then smile in the camera. Coming Soon

25 Cents

Im at the Video store and I rented a DVD and as I am purchasing it the "fellow" at the counter asked if I would like the protection plan for 25 cents. And I decline. And he mentions its only a a quarter. But I would like to give my self enough credit and will power not to fuck this DVD up from not until Sunday By 11

Then again a quarter is a good price to be able to watch the DVD then be able to play Ultimate Frisbee

Knee Pads

There are certain things that are useful yet you might be better off not wearing them

Swimming Pool
Ear Plugs

Nose squeezer- Not sure what its called.

Floaties- if over 12

Bicycle
Helmet

Basket

Bad Vision

Glasses ..Only if you dont have good insurance because then your parents will make you get the shitty ones thus you just received Spectacles

Few Things

The end of Saturday Night Live is always so sad. They have that music signifying good friends and good times is coming to a close for the week yet we can sleep soundly knowing they will probably be going out for a nice night of drinks.

Its also sad because whoever is watching Saturday Night Live at 1 am on a Sat/Sun is pretty pathetic Ie. Me